1. lexkap:

    This is a thing that I own. 

    False. I own you woman…..

     

  2. They (my mom and her crazy friends) say there ain’t no sloth better lookin than me.

     

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  4. Ya know those times when you take a moment outside for yourself to reflect on life and then a human finds you and shoves a camera in your face? Most dogs probably don’t like that, but not me….

    I love the camera.

     

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  6. lexkap:

    Oh ok

    BFF

     

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  9. Me as Cameron Diaz in Something About Mary

     

  10. (Source: leroyandsimon)